I'll make your hedge fund look like it belongs in the MoMA, not a strip mall.
The kind that make allocators forget they were about to say no.
Yours currently look like a tax form had a baby with a spreadsheet. I'll fix that.
No more sites that look like they were built during the Bush administration. Either one.
You want the big checks? You gotta look like you deserve them.
Everything. Soup to nuts. Trading floor to penthouse suite.
I take on a limited number of clients because I do all the work myself and I refuse to half-ass anything. If you want a committee of 22-year-olds who think a Bloomberg terminal is a bus stop — there are plenty of agencies for that.
Your submission just hit my inbox faster than a margin call on a Monday morning. I'll review and get back to you shortly — if I think we're a fit, you'll know. If not, I'll tell you that too.